I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
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Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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