Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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