why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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