That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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