Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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