i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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