Dual....:-)
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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