Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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