lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
There's always time for handjobs
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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