She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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