So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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