im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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