My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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