NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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