8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
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you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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