But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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