Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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