belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
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At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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