He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
He has the fingertips of a God
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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