this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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