I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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