Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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