If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm like, not good at living.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
