you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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