I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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