Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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