Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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