Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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