You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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