Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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