question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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