sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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