A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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