I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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