GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
