READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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