The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Randomize
