Already got asked if we're dating
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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