The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
