I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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