I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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