all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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