fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
