So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Welp...herpes.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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