My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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