I just saw a hot homeless man
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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