If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Your shirt... Was in my pants
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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