yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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