just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
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