the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
drinking out of a sandbucket again
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
how does that bad decision feel?
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