I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Couch. On fire.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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