My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
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I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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