Heybabeimwearingurpanties
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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