I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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